Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Expensive Date ~ Can I Expect Sex?

I thought I would have the TV playing in the background while I work on my website tonight. Dr 90210 happens to be on E! and it is cracking me up. One of the doctors is going on a blind date with someone his adult daughter set him up with. He tells her that he is paying $1100 dollars for the date and he wants to know what he can expect in return. A kiss or can he expect sex? His daughter informed him that just because he is spending a lot of money on his date doesn't mean that he is entitled to sex. He protests, but she insists that money spent doesn't equal sex in return. I can't believe she is having to tell her dad that!

It gets better. He is taking his date to a restaurant where they will be eating food off a beautiful naked model. Ok! Is it just me or would that be a strange job to have? You have to look totally gorgeous and appear as if it is the most natural thing to have people eat off you while you are laying naked on a table. To make things even better what if your guests decide to start arguing or making out? You just have to lay there and smile. Since the Dr. is eating off the model can he expect to have sex with her too?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is a weird job lol.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's kind of weird that way. If you spend a lot of money on a date, you may or may not get sex. But if you spend very little on a date, you will NOT be getting any sex.
It's one of those negatives without a positive. Like "unruly" or "disheveled". Just because the negative exists doesn't mean that the positive does.
Your kids aren't being Ruly, you don't look Sheveled, and you aren't necessarily going to be having sex tonight.

Buffy said...

You can tell a man set that one up. Seriously, what woman would spend that kind of money at that kind of place.

Maybe it's just me...